Dominic and I got a late start on the road so we went to packet pick up immediately after checking into the hotel. The race packets included a cue sheet because the bike course markings had been vandalized (marked out). Fuck.
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Dominic taped it to my aero bars which actually worked out really well.
The weather sucked. It was 60 when we woke up and I was freezing my ass off all morning. The sun was not anywhere around.
We both had to crap after I got set up in transition. And there were only 3 portalets for 300 triathletes. Great. The line was ridiculous. And it wasn't moving. I swear we stood in that line for more than 20 minutes. I had to skip my warm up run. Dominic was turning white after a while, he almost crapped himself in public. It was very close. You can imagine.

This race is put on for people wanting a good training race for IMKY. It is limited to 300. It's just the one distance, a half ironman. 1.2 mile swim in the Ohio, a 56 mile bike ride on part of the IMKY course, and a 13.1 mile run.
They only had a handful of volunteers (I thanked them ALL
Lilly!).
The river felt like bath water but it was freezing outside.

Sandi snuck in for just the swim since she raced a half iron last weekend.

Our wave was last and we had to swim out to a buoy and tread water until they said GO. The swim was awesome. I liked swimming in the river. Everyone else said it was murky but I liked it. I got into a rhythm. I passed lots of men. I looked at my watch at the turn around and it said 19 minutes. I had the current on the way back which got me a negative split. When I got out my watch said 37 something.
When I came out of the water I heard someone calling my name.
Zanne had rode down on her 'cross bike and was cheering for me! WOOOO! I yelled out my swim time to her and she just looked at me funny. I ran into transition and got ready to ride.
When I came out I saw Zanne again but no Dominic. I just yelled HI and got on my bike and left. There was an uphill right out of transition and my gearing was perfect (thank you Dominic).

I really wanted a sub 3 bike. But it didn't happen. That's ok.
The ride was hilly, right from the start. And lots of traffic. I was passed by a lot of the men I had passed in the swim. I just rode and rode and rode. The hills weren't huge grade wise. It was just up and down, up and down, for the first 25 miles or so. The winds were awful too. I started to feel that familiar pull in my lower back, right side, at about mile 30. I tried to ignore it. I just focused on eating and drinking and not letting anyone else pass me. I am glad I had that cue sheet because at one point, a girl passed me, pissed off. She said that some guy led a bunch of people down the wrong road.
My back was killing me. At about mile 36 we turned into a very strong headwind. I was in that stupid headwind for the last 20 miles. My speeds were dropping to under 14mph. I passed a young kid in an aero helmet, on an old steel LeMond. I got passed by an old guy wearing headphones. YES! HEADPHONES! I passed him back on a hill later on though.
The last couple miles of the bike had some killer downhills and there were 2 volunteers to tell you to slow down at one corner which had a sharp left turn. A couple guys crashed there.
Damn I was glad to get off that bike. I was ready to run now.
Here I am blowing my nose.

I do not see how people pee off the bike. It is disgusting to me. I held my pee for over 3 hours on the bike and had to go so bad when I got to t-2. A race report of MINE is not complete w/o a portolet picture!

The run was out of the race area, to a residential area where they had us do 3 loops. The houses on the run course were gorgeous. Right on the river. Everyone had boats. They had NO portolets on the course. Guess what happened? I had to stop a man mowing his yard and ask to use his bathroom. He was very accommodating and allowed me inside his home for a quick stop. He said I was the 3rd person to ask.
I felt pretty good during the run. My endurance is there. I could keep going but not that fast. I walked the uphills on all 3 loops. The last 3/4 mile was a run through someones yard, all grass. I felt fine coming across the finish line, not hurt at all, like last year's half iron (
that is a hilarious race report if you want to read it).
I finished in 6:20 but have no idea what my splits were. That is 30 minutes faster than the last half iron I did so that makes me happy.

The pain didn't set in until after I had been in the car for an hour. I sipped on an EAS protein shake, ate leftover strawberries, and drank water. I took an ice bath last night, followed by a hot bath, and then iced my back another 10 minutes. Today I feel fine. Not too sore at all.