2 mile run
25 mile ride - should have been 40k (18.1 avg)
6.2 mile run
2:49:41 (by my watch)
I don't have any chip times yet - if they even have them. We had no timing mat at the start of the 2 mile run, so I think they only timed the bike and the 10k run.
Pre-Race
Dominic came over after work last night. It was late and I was asleep. This morning I woke up at 5:15am. The race was downtown Cinti which is just 4 miles from my house. I had some water, coffee, protein shake, and oatmeal, my pre-race meal. I wasn't nervous, I was still bummed about the swim cancellation.
We left for downtown and parked in a parking garage (no free parking for athletes, just the workers). We walked across the street to the transition area and I got set up. Not much to set up since the swim was canceled. I got marked up and got my chip and was ready to go.
They had us start on the public landing (where boats can come in) and they had us go out in waves, all for this dumb ass 2 mile run. The sprint people were first. Me and Dominic waited with the other OLY people and the crowds of people were all mixed in. The race was very unorganized but I guess that's to be expected for a 1st time event like this in downtown Cinti.
Here I am waiting to start.

Once the sprint people were gone I headed down to wait for my wave to go. I had already peed 3x's and had to pee again and I only had about 4 minutes to go. So I see this guy running back from behind a dumpster, so I headed over there, peed, and came back. Later Dominic said I peed in front of the whole crowd - like 15 people were pointing at me and talking about it. I did not even realize....Great, right?
We finally got started and the run was just idiotic, along the river, on cobblestone, dirt, and then sidewalk. I did ok. I am slow runner. I smoked for 20 years. I will never have the lungs to run 7 minute miles. So I just ran a good pace (no headphones which sucks so bad, I never train without them) and I think I did the 2 miles in under 18 minutes. We had two 1 mile laps.

Got to transition. Yea! I am ready to ride!

Hammer gels.
I did not know the bike course. In fact I have never ridden or drove a bike course before a race, but I guess I should start. I turned around the first corner, about a half mile from the start, and right in front of me is a very steep hill. Short but very steep, like get out of your saddle at the start of the hill steep. I get into my little ring, and start clicking into higher gears. Chain drops. I go down, as in hit the floor. I am up in a second and grabbed my bike and got to the sidewalk. Girls are asking if I am ok. I am pissed. I get the chain on and get back on the bike, ride up the hill, and just let it rip.
Hell yea! I am passing people!
Then I notice blood all over my left hand. Must have been from when I fell. It was sticky. I didn't want to get blood on my pink tt bars! The blood eventually dried up but it is all over my bike.
After I hit the floor, my bike was shifting and riding like total shit. It kept shifting, every fucking 10 seconds. I contemplated a DNF when I first saw Dominic. Instead I kept going. I told him the bike was fucking up.
Me and a guy named Tom were passing each other, back and forth. He came up behind me and said "You can feed a family of four with those calves". I just laughed and we made a little conversation. He had a bad ass Serotta. I told him about the shifting. Little did I know at that time that Tom and I would practically finish the race together.
On the second lap I passed 3 girls I had been trying to catch up to. I passed them on a long slow uphill. They never did catch up to me. Finally I came to the end of the second lap and I looked at my computer and it had an average of 18.1 but the distance was just 25 and change.
Back at transition. I don't think I even saw Dominic taking pictures.

The run was 2 3.1 laps. It was flat for the first 2 miles, and then we turned a corner and we have to climb 3 flights of stairs! I am like "WTF". At the top of the stairs we turned right and then we went across the Purple People Bridge. Turned around at the end and went back across the bridge.
My buddy Tom was still with me. Here we are headed to the second lap. It doesn't even look like I am running.

Here I am about to cross the finish. I was happy it was over! Dominic snapped this right as I was about to go through the shute.

Basically it was a good training day and that's about it. I won't do this race next year. I don't think the Ohio River downtown Cinti will ever be clean enough to race in.