The night before the race me and Dominic went down to the Expo to get my free stuff and race packet. We did some shopping (he is like a
compulsive shopper) and we got some sweet ass stickers from the Pearl
Izumi guy. They say stuff like "run like an animal" and another one that says "
Satan drives an
suv".
LOL.
After the expo, we met my friend Emily and her husband for dinner - we ate at an old restaurant (opened in the late 1800's, everything is still the same) that I used to work at, and has excellent pasta. We chowed and I came home and worked on my MP3 for an hour and then went to bed.
I woke up, had water, oatmeal, protein shake, coffee. Good start to my day nutrition-wise. I had good nutrition the entire race.
Dominic and I drove the 4 miles down to the race and he walked me to the start line. It was freezing. I wore a
hoodie I planned to throw away once I got warm. It was probably late 30's or 41 degrees. But the sun started to rise and once the race started, I got warm. Dominic stayed with me until the gun went off and then I took off. We were 15 minutes late starting due to a fire on the course (see below).
I won't type out mile by mile by mile but I'll tell ya one thing - I felt strong and totally prepared all 26.2 miles. I trained right.
The entire east side of Cincinnati comes out for this race. We had 250,000 spectators last year. I mean they cheer you on, scream, make noise, and you just feel like a rock star - you guys know what I mean. About mile 5 I saw Dominic downtown on 7
th street. He had my new camera and was snapping pics. Tons of hills during miles 7,8,9 and then finally some downhill into Hyde Park. I saw old dogs
arooooing and it cracked me up. Passed my Mom at mile 10 and hugged her. I got a text at mile 12 from Dominic that he lost my brand new camera and I almost threw my cell phone into a tree, I was pissed. Saw him at mile 14 and stopped to cuss him out. He felt horrible but his pocket tore
cuz his PI jersey is old so I gave him a kiss and kept going. I stayed mad for a while. At mile 18 I stopped at a first aid booth for some
Alieve and the woman was such a bitch. She handed me 3
ibuprofen but wouldn't let me have a water. She only had one bottle and she seriously told me to get water at the next water station which was 1/2 mile away
all the while I had the fucking pills in my mouth. So I ran off and grabbed a bottle of water someone left on the ground near a chair and drank that. She pissed me off too! During miles 20-26 I was just running, trying to get under 5 hours, secretly hoping for a 4:45. Passed a Flying Keg party at mile 23 - they were handing out cups of beer. Grossed me out
cuz the smell stinks to me. Finally the last .2 miles it is 5 people deep each side of the
barricades and I ran to the finish and looked at my watch for 4:46.
I finished 33 minutes faster than last year -
HOLLA!

My Mom lied to the race officials and said I was injured so they could get inside the barricade. Dominic took a bunch of pix with a camera my Mom brought. It was very exciting and I felt awesome. No pain except my pinkie toe had a blister and the top of my right foot is sore. Nutrition was perfect. Hammer gels are the best for me.
Distance: Marathon
Chip Time: 4:46:23
6.8 mile split 1:11:12
12 mile split 2:05:55
13.1 mile split 2:16:18
19.7 mile split 3:29:14
25.2 mile split 4:36:27
Pace: 10:50 HOLY SHIT!
Oh and then today I found this on the website:
Due to a multiple-alarm fire on Mile 22 of the Marathon course, the start of the race was delayed by about 15 minutes. The course was re-directed around the emergency, adding an estimated fourth of a mile to the route. The route still will be certified as an official course.
What does this to do my time?
After the race me, my Mom and Dominic hung out in the sun on Serpentine Wall in the sun. We had more than 22K people run the Pig this year. There were a TON of people everywhere. I didn't see Nancy but later found out I finished 10 minutes faster than her. My girl Mendy did the half under 10 minute miles.
I look like an oinker.

Side note:
I dedicated my run to Elden's (AKA
Fat Cyclist) wife Susan.